{Recipe} Vegetarian Cincinnati Chili!

My dad is from Cincinnati and will shout its many apparent glories from the mountain tops, making ridiculous claims that this medium-sized midwestern city is the greatest metropolis on earth. Among them: the weather is substantially better than in St. Louis: cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter. This belief is blatantly untrue, check weather.com if you have time on your hands. Since I know you don't, I did it for you...I will do anything to prove a point.

can you even tell which is which?

Proof positive: Cincinnati may be one degree cooler in the summer, but it is five degrees cooler in the winter and set a record low. I'm pretty sure way more people die of cold than of heat and winter brings out more grumpiness and overall seasonal depression, so St. Louis wins this battle.

What St. Louis does not win, however, is the chili battle. Mostly because St. Louis doesn't really have a contender in the battle. If we did, we would definitely win. We're just too busy creating toasted ravioli, BBQ and gooey butter cake to turn our attention to chili. Oh, and winning World Series {how do you make that plural? when you've won 11 that becomes important}.

That being said, Cincinnati chili is pretty amazing. It contains dark chocolate and cinnamon. If you can't get on board with that, leave. I recently whipped up a batch of vegetarian chili (could be vegan if you didn't smother it with cheddar cheese....as I did....) that was so delicious I just had to share. No choice, really.

Vegetarian Cincinnati Chili {adapted from here}

Ingredients
1 medium sized white onion, diced
2 cloves of garlic, minced
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon allspice
1 1/2 teaspoon Mexican chili powder
2 1/2 teaspoons chili powder
1 Tablespoon olive oil
1 bag of veggie crumbles (I used Morningstar brand because they were the most readily available)
2 ounces dark chocolate
12 ounces pureed tomatoes
3 cups vegetable stock

Directions
Get out the big pot that you intend to cook the whole chili in and sautee the onion and garlic in one tablespoon of olive oil for about 5 minutes.  Add in all of your spices. Add in veggie crumbles, vegetable stock, pureed tomatoes and don't forget the chocolate!


Let this simmer with a low boil for about 10 minutes, that put it on low and let it stew for as long as you'd like - 40 minutes to an hour is most desirable - occasionally popping in to stir it up. {as a child I thought that song was about hot chocolate. still not totally sure what its meaning is}

Serve your chili with spaghetti squash and optional cheese if you aren't vegan, and of course, a Cincinnati-brewed Little Kings beer, and it's a chili 3-way dinner!

You can also feel free to top it with kidney beans and uncooked onions to make it a chili 5-way...that was too many 'ways' for me so I kept it simple.

What's a regional favorite of yours?

Midwestern adventures - a picture book

So I think we all know by now that I tend to be a bit...verbose. I also lack the photographic technology and prowess many bloggers are blessed with and therefore, while my personality leans towards the fruity and colorful side, my posts tend to be black and white. In an effort to diversify, allow me to share some utterly unrelated sights from some of my recent midwestern adventures:

puppy got her hair did!

blang blang

I got this ring for free at the Queeny Park Art Fair! That is my personal favorite price for new goods.

sight for sore eyes

My dad asked me if I wanted to go to the Cardinals (my team) v. Reds (his team) game the first weekend I was back in town. I couldn't say YES! quickly enough.

what time is it? Skyline time!

In Cincinnati, OH for my dad's wedding and my cousin insisted on a Skyline pit stop. Unpictured: a follow-up stop on my insistence at Graeter's Ice Cream - one buckeye blitz for lunch, please.
 

I spy with my little eye...

columns on Mizzou's campus

alcoholic slushies named after Tigers in Columbia, MO? YES.

Believe it. Because it is real.

sooo artsy

My friend's boyfriend is extremely talented and made the above painting for her apartment in Columbia, MO!

good morning, breakfast

Oh, and I'm having a bonafide love affair with my blender. Having a full kitchen of appliances is nothing short of life changing. Also life changing: the red pants I scooped up at Anthropologie. Unfortunately, I think I've maxed out on photos for this particular post so you will have to use your imagination.

What little things have "changed your life" lately?
Have you ever won anything amazing? Other than the gift card at the art fair, I've only won something once: a swag bag of men's extra large gym shirts. Yippeee!